Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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you are a åsshole :)

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Womens' sports

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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