Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Mark Wilson

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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