I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

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