why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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You have friends

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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whats a willy? -brock

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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69

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Poop

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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