- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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