- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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