- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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