What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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PSN IS UP

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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This is not a joke

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whats one plus one penis

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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