i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Bean.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Anti Joke

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