amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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