What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

thumb_up thumb_down -12

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops