- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

full house

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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