- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Poop swing

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Women's Rights.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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