- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

This is not a joke or is it

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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