the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Politics

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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