If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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this is not a joke

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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kcuf read it backwards

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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