- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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