- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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