There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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David Silberberg is gay

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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