- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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