- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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