penis haha

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

A women in the kitchen.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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