- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Sarah Palin

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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