Harry Chappell raped someone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Women's rights

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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0 + 0 = 0

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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