How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Psychics.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

good one jess !!

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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