- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Samraj.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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