- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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