- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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