Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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