GADZOOKS!

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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so... how about that airplane food

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Gay's

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Religion.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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