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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

A man makes a sandwich.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.