- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Bumsniffer

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

I ponder

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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