- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Wanna know something funny? Your face

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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