Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

"33"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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