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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Which is longer? A rope...

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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