What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

That's what she didn't say

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

TIMMAH!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

nipple

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

One time I masturbated by myself

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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