A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Anti Joke

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