what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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bees knees

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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say cheese

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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