- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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