- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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