- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A man walks into a bar

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Safe sex MR

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's the difference between a duck

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

your going to die

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

E= McVagina

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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