- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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