- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

roses are red violets should be purple

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Donald Trump.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

A blind man walks into a wall.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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