Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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