A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Jesus was a good guy

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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