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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Religion.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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