knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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The Detroit Lions

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What's big and white?

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Anti Joke

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