Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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lipstick pig

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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I told you it would happen

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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