3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

whats good about poland... fukk all

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

A man sat on a chair

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Justin Bieber got laid

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Justin Bieber.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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