Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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