- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What'sucks and white Jackson

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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