How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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