your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Mark Wilson

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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