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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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