A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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