What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Women's rights

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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