Cows are land manatees.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Jacob Edwards has friends

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

im a dragon, no im not

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Anti Joke

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