What'sucks and white Jackson

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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WHAT????

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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