What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Anti Joke

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