Cows are land manatees.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

The Christian Bible.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

I just can't stand sitting down!

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Jacob Edwards has friends

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

im a dragon, no im not

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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