A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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