- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Reverse psychology never fails.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.