A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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good one jess !!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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leon harney ya pikey

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