Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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