- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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