Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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