What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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The Christian Bible.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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