Kathy Griffin.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Women's sports.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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