Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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