- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

I share two rooms with my mother.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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