- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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