If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Women's rights

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Dylan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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