Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Woman's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Black People.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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