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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock Knock Go Away

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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