What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Anti Joke

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