what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Vagina.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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