- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

you are a åsshole :)

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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