whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Black...

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Anti Joke

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