- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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