What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

whats 69+2? 71

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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