Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Knock knock What?

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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