- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

why did the man die? he was shot

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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