Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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This is not a joke or is it

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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leon harney ya pikey

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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good one jess !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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