- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Jesus was a good guy

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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