A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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