- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

WNBA

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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