What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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