- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a car about to hit me.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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