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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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