Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What's 9+10? 19

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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