Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Membean

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Fiats

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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