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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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