Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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one day i went to bed

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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GONNA

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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charlie sheen losing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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