If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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