- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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