Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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I would rape her

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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A mans opinion.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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