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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

How long is a china man?

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Darude - Sandstorm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

your mother

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Your mom.

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