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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A white person at Harvard

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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