- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

knock knock who's there no one

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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