Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

0 + 0 = 0

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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