- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Justin Bieber

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??