Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

thumb_up thumb_down -33

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

thumb_up thumb_down -37

uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

thumb_up thumb_down -39

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -41

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops