- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

What's the difference between a duck?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

This is a joke

My children are huge mistakes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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