What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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