So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Obama

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Gay Rights

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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