- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Women's rights.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

whats the best thing about polio...death

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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