What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Paper shield.

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A whale's vagina

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Womens rights

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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