When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Do you believe this will change?

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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